It
is May 20th
The
day my mother always points to
As
the most important day of my life
It
has been 42 years
I’m
still not buying it
But
I will try to be nice
Since
it is her birthday
I
like to remind her how old I am
Tell
her that she is a grandmother
That
her oldest child
Now has a child
Old enough to have
children
It’s
a little reminder that her days are numbered
The
great-grandchildren will arrive
And
then it is done
She will then be REALLY old!
Today
I will call her with best wishes
She
will say that my brothers called earlier
Were
surprised I hadn't already
She
will say that I am maturing
Not
waking her at 3AM when I could have
I
will laugh and dispel that thought
“You haven’t checked Facebook then!”
I
should be more grateful
This
woman taught me many lessons
Like
having a suspension of disbelief
When it comes to hair color
I
thought blonde roots were dark brown
And my wife was a red head
Until
well into my married life
Besides,
I owe her a lot
For
all the horrible things I did
Or taught other to do
That
she has suffered through
With good natured exasperation
And
indefatigable love
It
is what a mother will do
Despite
tilting all of her pictures
To mess with her OCD
And
moving everything just out of reach
When she had a broken leg
All
the fart sounds and throw-up
And endless attempts to disgust
She
will always respond just right
Roll
her eyes
Expel a guffaw of disgust
Ask the heavens why her
Tell
us just how much
She really doesn't like us
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