I
learned the trick many years ago
Newly
landed in San Bernardino
On
a smoggy, sunny spring morning
Hanging
with Trevor at lunch
He
was the one who taught me the technique
“You
just hold it between your thumb and middle finger
And snap it! Like that!”
The
copper coin buzzed across the room
Clinked
into the wall
Left a little divot in the paint
Very cool!
I
started to collect my pennies
Had
a few dollars’ worth to practice with
Kept
going until I littered the floor
Until
I got them to buzz every time
Left
divot after divot of my own
Along with miniature bas relief
Lincolns
Or similar half-finished
impressions
Of his DC memorial with “ONE
C”
In a curve below the
steps
As
boys and projectiles often do
It
wasn’t long before we took aim at each other
Oh,
the battles that we waged!
The whoosh of the near miss
The hum of darting
currency
As
each of us dove for ammunition
Or ducked to avoid welts
The
best shot I ever made was at Trevor’s expense
It
was a typical day at lunch
A small skirmish had broken out
Minor casualties and
minimal aggression
But
something escalated quite accidently
Perhaps
I accidently skimmed one of his head
Or it was just a Tuesday
However
it happened, I found myself prostrate
Diving and scrounging for a penny
As Trevor stood fully
poised
To rain
down certain death upon me
At
that moment my fingers found purchase
I grasped a single coin in my firing
hand
Snapped
my fingers
And watched in sudden slow-mo
As the coin made a
beeline
To its armed
cousin in Trevor’s fingers
It
was a moment frozen by impossibility
I had shot the penny out of Trevor’s
hand!
Like
some kind of climatic scene
In every Western shoot-out ever
These
days he claims ignorance
Says I’m just making up stories
But
we both know the truth
As I fake a lunge at him
He
still flinches, and gives me a dirty look
Subconsciously reaches for his
pocket
Contemplates
a retaliatory shot
I put on my Cheshire grin
The
same one I wore
As I watched that penny fly out of his hand
Obviously, this is the best poem EVER.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you appreciate it. I think your involvement may not be finished. There were enough other crazy things that happened in our short time together, that I'm sure you will star again.
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