I’ve
lost my taste for vacations
I
mean the big ones
The
whole family
Making
the big trip type
It
is fate that has thwarted me
Because
every time
We
go on a really big trip
There’s
a disaster
Of
some sort or another
So
I’ve sworn off everything
More
elaborate than a day trip
And
even those make me nervous
Don’t
you remember
That
trip to Long Beach
For
our tenth anniversary
Blew
out the transmission
Somewhere
around Banning
Drove
the last hundred miles
Stuck
in second gear
Luckily
it was mostly rush hour
The
car shop new us right away
Because
of our stinky transmission
We
burned up to get there
So
we gave it a few years
Tried
Thanksgiving in Utah
Even
took along the neighbor kid
To
see if our luck would change
Made
it almost to Flagstaff
Before
the rear differential
Nearly
dropped out of the van
A
rental car and a round trip later
And
then 160 miles home
At
40 miles an hour
And
don’t forget
Being
pulled over in Phoenix
When
we finally hit surface streets
And
thought we were at the easy part
So
a few more years
And
we tried again
South
Carolina to Arizona
Everyone
on an airplane
We
weren’t even driving
But
the fates got us anyway
The
dog got out of the house
Picked
a fight
And
got torn to shreds
Clung
on to just enough life
That
we had to have the surgery
So
we left him with the Vet
And
rolled our eyes
Both
of us swearing
No
more big trips
We
just can’t handle the fun
That
our vacations seem to bring
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