A
fine summer day
When
I was a youth in Tucson
And
I am on my way
Down
the road
To
the wonderland of water
To
frolic in aquatic bliss
Among
the varied attractions
At
Justin’s Water World
I
thought I was so cool
My
new colorful shorts
That
my mom had just made
I
rode slide after slide
With
nary a care
I
must have looked hot
In
my cool trunks
And
my slender muscular teen bod
Cuz
suddenly I was getting checked out
These
girls were ogling my glutes
And
giggling and twittering
As
they discussed my obvious assets
What
I didn’t know
Until
I got to the bottom of the slide
Was
my assets were a little too obvious
As
large swathes of my tighty-whiteys
Were
blatantly exposed
Through
the shredded remains
Of
my brand new
Not meant for water parks
Barely
there shorts
And
thus play time ended
I
rode my towel and the picnic table
For
the rest of the afternoon
Avoided
all eye contact
And
made a major mental note
From
now on
Store
bought
Swim
trunks
Only!
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