Yeah,
right! Like an elephant would do that!
I
could understand a few dance steps or swirls
on
those columnesque back legs,
maybe
draw the occasional raised eyebrow
when
they splash paint on a canvas or two:
but
really it would be hard to avoid
even at the outside chance
a ramp and a meat grinder
could both be persuaded
to show up at the same time
the
great ethical question that still rears its nodding head,
I
mean, of course, just because you can do something of that nature . . .
having machinery of sufficient
dexterity and all of the recipes
worked out to a perfect blend
of spices and textures
doesn't
mean that you should do it, after all, PETA and
the
FDA are probably on the same side and that happens
never,
I mean never – well . . . there was that incident with the monkeys
but
that is another story, no corporate sponsorship behind that one,
but
I digress . . .
So,
you say that this is a new product
something
that's cutting edge. I just can't see why
these are the alphabet soup people, for
goodness sake!
happy little kids eating yummy soup as a
fictitious cure for
everything from the common cold to cancer!
So,
you say that Campbell 's
- still can't believe it –
has
a new soup. What would you even use
Cream
of Elephant in, my gosh -
must
be some sort of soufflé or othersuch Frenchy type dish.
Do
they actually use the skins in the soup? Ewwww!
And
the color: gray and white, not the most appetizing of hues . . .
I
can't imagine the taste, it's just incredibly awffff. . . what?
Red and white on the
outside, gray and white on the inside,
Sorry,
my misunderstanding, and no, I didn't see your book –
all
right, that’s enough, you've had your laugh –
Yes,
I can read what it says
101 Elephant Jokes . . . very funny, sheez!
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