Three
turtles walked into a bar
That
same old story
Looking
for love and an angle
A shell to
cry on
But
turtles are heartless things
It's a
ruse, a scam
A cover,
just like those shells
Completely
unneeded
Get a few
drinks in one
They'll spill
all the secrets
These great
heretics of nature
They work
for the hares
Always
have, even back there
Giving
Aesop something to say
A point to
make
In the end
it was all fixed
Hares made
all the bets against themselves
Got a
percentage on the tortoise endorsement
Made bank
on the trademarks
The
movie deals
A book with four sequels
I've got my eye on you |
A shell of
a deal
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