Friday, February 22, 2013

POEM - Hare Brain Scheme


Three turtles walked into a bar
That same old story
Looking for love and an angle
A shell to cry on

But turtles are heartless things
It's a ruse, a scam
A cover, just like those shells
Completely unneeded

Get a few drinks in one
They'll spill all the secrets
These great heretics of nature

They work for the hares
Always have, even back there
Giving Aesop something to say
A point to make

In the end it was all fixed
Hares made all the bets against themselves
Got a percentage on the tortoise endorsement

Made bank on the trademarks
The movie deals
A book with four sequels
I've got my eye on you
A shell of a deal

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